Chaos needs no allies...

"Chaos needs no allies, for it dwells like a poison in every one of us." (From 'Midnight Tides' by Steven Erikson)

...a town isn't a town without a bookstore...

"What I say is, a town isn't a town without a bookstore. It may call itself a town, but unless it's got a bookstore it knows it's not fooling a soul." (From 'American Gods' by Neil Gaiman)

Some people are like Slinkies...

“Some people are like Slinkies.They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.” (From 'Iron Kissed' by Patricia Briggs)

Don't rush miracle workers

"You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!" (From 'Small Favor' by Jim Butcher)

...it never hurts to be polite

“Call a jack a jack. Call a spade a spade. But always call a whore a lady. Their lives are hard enough, and it never hurts to be polite.” (From 'The Name of the Wind' by Patrick Rothfuss)

Every person you encounter... is there to teach you something

“Every person you encounter, whom you interact with, is there to teach you something. Sometimes it may be years before you realize what each had to show you.” (From 'Rise of a Merchant Prince' by Raymond E. Feist)

Two rights don't equal a left

 "Two rights don't equal a left." (From 'The BFG' by Roald Dahl)

Just erotic...

“Just erotic. Nothing kinky. It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken.” (From 'Eric' by Terry Pratchett)

Happy Valentines Day, everyone!

Everyone thinks that courage is about facing death without flinching

"Everyone thinks that courage is about facing death without flinching. But almost anyone can do that. Almost anyone can hold their breath and not scream for as long as it takes to die. True courage is about facing life without flinching. I don't mean the times when the right path is hard, but glorious at the end. I'm talking about enduring the boredom, the messiness, and the inconvenience of doing what is right." (From 'The Mad Ship' by Robin Hobb)

Luck

"Luck is simply the advantage a true warrior gains in executing the correct course of action." (From 'Halfling's Gem' by R. A. Salvatore)